My office smells of sex and beer, I'm running late on my paper and I have a dirty great bruise the size of Alaska with teeth marks in it on my neck.
I also have a hand-shaped camel bite on my glowing white arse cheek.
It's all fun and games until someone loses their job!
Just incidentally, last night while christening my desk, my ‘friend’ demonstrated how to tie a 'handcuff knot' with my network cord.
Intriguing...
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