Thursday, February 4, 2010

It's all over now...

I recently realized that I've had my quota of good sex and there is no more good sex out there in the world for me to have any more.

So sad…

I can't believe that a grown man can get to this age and not know what goes where under the covers?
Don't you guys grow up reading porn and watching movies - shouldn't that count as instructional material?

I never knew that there was such a thing as bad sex until after I split up with my husband - if I'd know about this quota thing I would have saved it up for the NEXT 10 years not the last 10.

Why do bad boys fuck like tigers and good men kiss like serial killers?

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